PR Roundup Oct 16th
October 16, 2009 by Amy · Leave a Comment
In all kingdoms, there is a Jester. In the dominions of porn rulers and sexlords, one Jester stands up to all of the PR dictators. He is the King of Jack. His name is Jack Kingof.
Google Docs Goes Into Gmail and Search Results?
Adult Producers, much like any other business minded individual, use Microsoft Word. It’s such a standard that it compares to the rule of thumb that the average penis size is six inches. From typing up contracts, to scene descriptions where Kayden Kross gets it hard, the mighty word document has crept into gamil. Google Docs will have an option where you can read the documents right in your browser window and edit it without having to open Microsoft Word. All doodley diddly until Google announced that its Docs that are shared are now going to be indexed into search results. What? Google playing big brother and fucking us in the rear without lube? Beware, watch your contracts and documents that have personal information if you are going to read something in Google Docs.
Real Touch, A Porn Event & the Nasa Guy
The Exotic Erotic Ball & Expo is the largest Adult event of the year. Part of its mission is to bring in and foster new technology in the realm of sex and self pleasure. I remember when all you had was your hand and some spit! This year is seeing one hot new device called the Real Touch; as opposed to the fake touch which is what one gets if they go to Weho or any Hollywood party. It’s a device that you plug into your computer and the video you watch from the site has certain signals that cause the device to interact with your penis as though you were actually feeling it for real. I think it looks like a pencil sharpener but for a penis. What happens when a hacker breaks into your computer and tells the device to rip your penis off? Talk about how one can get revenge on someone who cheated on them. Though the idea is fantastic, will the NASA affiliate that developed this put his reputation on the line to push this product?
Scientist Create Homosexual Fruit Flies
Scientists at the University of Toronto genetically altered fruit flies to not produce a certain pheromone. The result was a mass orgy as they made no preference with a mate and just landed and went at it with anything they could find. Males were trying to mate with males, females with females and males with the females. They discovered that this pheromone they made absent was responsible for sexual boundaries that kept the fruit flies along a certain mating path. Even flies of a different species were interested in this new found fly-ing high syndrome. This phenomenon is perfectly matched for something I call the Budweiser pheromone effect. Take a six pack and place humans together and you get the same effect. Everyone mates with everyone else.
